'twas the night before thanksgiving, and from near and from far,
people came to see Oil Can Harry in Kohlsville at Jug's Bar.
Cymbals were hung from the rack on Drumzilla,
while everyone jammed to a set that was killa!
No shortage of shots was there on this eve,
we partied like pornstars 'till all had to leave.
it seems as though all had a good time, they say,
Now go home, rest up, and have a Happy Thanksgiving Day...
with your parents....!